Thailand tells democracy it’s “not ready to commit to a long-term relationship”

22 May

BANGKOK–explaining that “it’s not you, it’s me,” Thailand today broke up with democracy in a long text message.

“I hope u can understand,” explained the country. “I’m just not in a place where I can be exclusive with one political system right now.”

The breakup comes as no surprise to the couple’s friends, who noticed a deterioration over the last several months, culminating in a recent fight where Thailand claimed that democracy was “hanging out with the wrong kind of people” and democracy said that Thailand “thinks it’s too good for me.”

While Thailand claimed in the text that it was just going to “hang out by myself, listen to music, try to figure things out,” friends said that the country had already been seen sneaking around with

Thailand "might want to hang out later" with democracy

Thailand “might want to hang out later” with democracy

Oligarchy.

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2 Responses to “Thailand tells democracy it’s “not ready to commit to a long-term relationship””

  1. List of X May 22, 2014 at 6:33 pm #

    I think our relationship with democracy has gotten chilly too over the last few years…

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    • twissblog May 25, 2014 at 5:59 am #

      Agree–Some folks even seem to think we need some time apart…

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