American media join the fight against ISIS by showing its videos over and over and over again

4 Sep

NEW YORK–major American television, online, and newspaper outlets joined the campaign against ISIS today by showing outtakes from its macabre decapitation videos over and over again.

“These videos are obscene, designed only to shock and terrify anyone who sees them,” said John Clemmons, spokesman for NBC. “Therefore, we’re going to be broadcasting them as much as we can possibly get away with.”

Pundits from across the political spectrum agreed to work together against the common threat. “As soon as the American public is scared, then the terrorists win,” said Bill O’Reilly. “That’s why I’m going to tell you in loving detail about the gruesome televised murders of innocent people.”

“This will not stand,” said Anderson Cooper. “And as soon as we have anything else from ISIS to repeat, we’ll be sure to do that, over and over again.”

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2 Responses to “American media join the fight against ISIS by showing its videos over and over and over again”

  1. List of X September 4, 2014 at 5:52 pm #

    Maybe the purpose of this exercise is to desensetize American and build up their resistance to future ISIS videos.

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    • twissblog September 4, 2014 at 8:38 pm #

      Another 20 or 30 and we won’t even blink

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