Play Republican bingo while watching the debate!

5 Aug

Friends! As part of our civic-mindedness here at twissblog, we have been wracking our brains for ways to make Thursday’s Republican primary debate more exciting, especially since the most colorful personality among the candidates–George Pataki–has failed to make the cut for the top 10.

To keep citizen-viewers engaged, therefore, we’re delighted to provide you with Debate Bingo! Just print this out and every time one of the candidates uses that phrase, cross that square out! Note that the center square is free–just another handout you lousy pinkos have probably come to expect when playing bingo.

Since our millions of readers will all be using the same card, presumably everyone will tie for first place. Again, just the sort of class-warfare redistributionist outcome the Democrat Party wants you to have.

Have fun!

Your friends at twissblog

Republican bingo

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6 Responses to “Play Republican bingo while watching the debate!”

  1. List of X August 5, 2015 at 2:46 pm #

    Nothing about Benghazi, 2nd amendment, or reaching out to minorities?

    Like

    • twissblog August 5, 2015 at 3:40 pm #

      Only 24 spaces…so many platitudes, so little time!

      Like

      • alienredqueen August 5, 2015 at 8:11 pm #

        “Thanks, Obama” didn’t make the cut, huh? lol

        Like

  2. allthoughtswork August 5, 2015 at 5:12 pm #

    Holy crap, that’s inspired! Make it a drinking game, too, by having everyone chug whenever Trump or Christie interrupts someone.

    Liked by 1 person

    • twissblog August 5, 2015 at 5:56 pm #

      I think you’d be drunk before they finished opening statements!

      Liked by 1 person

      • allthoughtswork August 5, 2015 at 5:58 pm #

        Exactly. Because that’s the only way anyone could make me watch the rest of it.

        Liked by 1 person

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