Republican National Committee issues list of pre-approved questions for debate moderators

10 Nov

MILWAUKEE–in the lead-up to tonight’s Republican presidential debate, the Republican National Committee has issued a list of approved questions which the moderators are permitted to ask.


The questions include the following:


1) What makes you so great?

2) No, really, you’re being too modest. Tell us more about how great you are.

3) You would obviously make a fantastic President. What else would you be really good at?

4) Are you worried America will become just way too great if you become President?

5) Do you have a website where people can donate or sign up to volunteer?

6) I think Hillary Clinton should be in jail for her emails or Benghazi or something. What do you think?

7) You look fantastic.

8) Sorry, did I forget to ask a question there? What question would you like me to ask you?

9) Ronald Reagan.

10) Sorry, I did it again. Um. What happens if too many people want to vote for you, and lines at the polls are really long?


Some RNC leaders expressed concerned that question #5 is a “gotcha” question, but after extensive internal debate decided to keep it in. “We need to show that we’re not afraid of anything,” said a spokesman.


For an exciting moment, we thought these were the actual candidates.

2 Responses to “Republican National Committee issues list of pre-approved questions for debate moderators”

  1. Corporate Life November 11, 2015 at 3:38 pm #

    One more question (or suggestion): If you feel like, let us take a break before you attempt to answer the question


    • twissblog November 11, 2015 at 3:39 pm #

      Nice! Also, there is always the phone-a-friend option.


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