Mike Pence reports difficulty finding enough qualified white supremacists to lead government

16 Nov

NEW YORK–The Trump transition team endured another rocky day today, with further reports of infighting, paperwork problems and no new appointments to announce.

“The basic problem is that there just are just not that many white supremacists with experience running large government departments,” explained Vice-President-Elect Mike Pence, who is leading the transition effort after previous head Chris Christie was sent on an important mission to pick up some Arby’s.

“For example,” said Pence,”to lead the Department of Transportation, you’d really like someone with experience overseeing major infrastructure projects, leading several thousand people, and controlling a multi-billion-dollar budget. But people with those resumes generally don’t understand how to stoke a race riot or the basic categories of racial purity that we’re looking for.”

On the bright side, Pence noted that there were plenty of strong candidates for the Department of Making Angry Hand-Painted Signs and the Bureau of Shooting Cans in the Woods.

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2 Responses to “Mike Pence reports difficulty finding enough qualified white supremacists to lead government”

  1. List of X November 17, 2016 at 7:59 am #

    The Bureau of Shooting Cans in the Woods – is that what they now call the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms?

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Corporate Life November 17, 2016 at 1:48 pm #

    Rumor has it that, as a last resort, they are considering applying white paint to the faces of people who are otherwise qualified for the job – periodic touch-up included free.

    Liked by 1 person

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